They had an atrocious Thanksgiving/
The Picksherry Family/
The Judge, who was quite unforgiving/
Has sentenced them to TheraPEE/
Pop Culture and Movies and Music/
And Books and a lot of TeeVee/
Enough of the stuff to make you sick/
For them it’s a Rough Remedy!
First comes the Grandpa, Felicius,
Distinguished and gracefully vicious;
Then comes the Father called Hank,
An exemplary sort of a Yank.
Beatricia is the splendorous Mama
A queen from Shakespearean drama.
Then there’s the kids, Trent and Tracey
They’re special and sort of spacey.
In an existential trance,
In comes the Cousin called Franz
They’ve gathered under this umbrella
Recorded by brave Blurbarella!
(Why can’t they just pick
One magical flick?
Those troublesome Picksherry!
Their views so diverse
Of this whole universe
Will lead them to the cementerry!
Will they ever give six cherries? Will they agree in harmony?
Let’s find out forevermore with the Picksherry Family!