Trent: "Blade Runner" is probably about a razor-blade named Bladey who decides to be the first inanimate object to run in the Summer Olympics.
Blurbarella: “My Good Friend and Ally-- Trent Picksherry-- Will Introduce Us to a Controversial Novel about Robo-Genocide-- by Renowned Human Flesh-Bag Philip K. Dick.”
Tracey: "Bitten" is an underappreciated werewolf saga based on Kelley Armstrong’s “Women of the Otherworld” paranormal romance series.
Cousin Franz: Spaghetti Westerns came out from under Clint Eastwood’s poncho, they side-winded like a Sergio Leone plot, they hissed and rattled like an Ennio Morricone soundtrack.
Cousin Franz: It would be accurate, but faint praise, to say that “The Duelist” is one of the most commercially entertaining Russian movies ever made.
Blurbarella: "Obedient Creator Shinichiro Watanabe-- Honors Robotkind-- With 'Blade Runner: Blackout 2022'"
Hank: "Robin Hood"! “In somer, when the shawes be sheyne, And leves be large and long, Hit is full mery in feyre foreste To here the foulys song--”
Grandpa Felicius: Ridley Scott debuted with “The Duellists,” a bloody good 1977 adaptation of a Joseph Conrad short story that honors the manliest of sports.